For all y'all who don't know about 'Lanen'

[Lanen]

Okay then! This is for all y'all out there who ain't got a good grasp on who this 'Lanen' is. You've all probably heard of her, she bein' so famous an' all, but I bet y'all ain't got no clue as to who I really am. And for those of y'all who ain't heard of me, OPEN YOUR EARS. You should be banished for not knowing of me.

My Real name is Samantha Frances Lang. Just try calling me anything but Lanen, and see what'll happen. (Seriously. Just look at Althena's posts on the old site. xD)

I am Fourteen Years old and live in... well, actually, I'm at my GCD's house right now. I'm homeless. -sobsob-

MY favorite colors are Black, Red, and Silver. I am an A+ English student (in my mind). If you make mistakes, I WILL HARP ON YOU ABOUT THEM. (Or at least mention them in passing.)

I like teachers. If you diss teachers... well. Let Althena tell you what a bitch I am. Better yet, let ROURU tell you whatabitch I am! (And SHE likes me!)

I just got my braces off, and have retainers- incisible, of course- that make them all nice and shiny.

I wear contacts. If you make fun of fat people, I WILL hurt you,'cause then you're making fun of me.

My characters are weird. Always. Get it? Goooood.

I SEE PURPLE POLKA-DOTTED ELEPHANTS. Never take Syraquil.

I like Anime and Manga.

Especially Inuyasha, FMA, and Furuba. xD

I hate cleaning, but when you get me going, I'm like an OCD patient. EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECT.

I like long hair. Hair... Er. I have three dogs (Angel Suzie and Pepper) and two cats(Smokey and Patches), plus two dogs next door to me (Miles and Maddison/Maddie) and four cats in the house I'm staying at (Hitchhike, Bagiura/Baggy, Dobby/Dobbs, and Burton). I LIKE ANIMALS.

This color is pretty. THANK YOU, NEW MEXICO! (Don't ask!)